Why did the gay man bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! And that's not all, folks. Why did the gay couple go to the doctor? They wanted a second opinion... and a third, and a fourth... you get the idea!
Why did the gay guy take his cat to the vet? To get some purr-fect advice!
Why did the gay man bring a magnet to the bar? He wanted to attract some attention! And what did he say when his friend asked him why he was so upset? 'I'm just having a bad hair day... and also a bad life, but let's not focus on that!'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. But seriously, have you seen the prices of pasta lately? It's like they're trying to make us all go broke!
Why did the gay man bring a pillow to the therapist? He wanted to get a soft answer! And what do you call a group of cows taking a math test? A herd of problems. But honestly, have you seen the math problems they're giving us these days? It's like they want us to go crazy!
Why did the gay guy bring his dog to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!